My First Blog Post

Welcome to my blog,

First and foremost, I need to let you know that I hate the word “blog”. I don’t know what it means or stands for, but it sounds like something out of a science fiction book – which I also hate.

I say I hate a lot of things, but I don’t really hate them. I haven’t lost sleep over science fiction books, or cried over the word “blog”. When you truly hate something, you lose sleep and cry over it – but I’ve never really hated anything, so what do I know?

I hate that the automatically generated image for this blog was raspberries in a tea cup, on a saucer. As if someone is going to drink whole raspberries? I could have changed it, but then we couldn’t have hated it together. Now we have something in common. You’re welcome. (I really hope the picture shows up or this is going to be irrelevant.)

Hopefully this blog gets you through the days ahead, or gives you small talk topics like, “So how do you feel about raspberries in tea cups?”. If it’s accomplishing neither after 5 posts, feel free to stop reading it. But only stop if it’s causing you to lose sleep and making you cry.

Since this is my first post, I figured it would be fitting to make a list of “firsts” in my life, so you can get to know me better.

First Breath – January 17th, 1995

First Move – Sometime in 1999

First Trip to the Principal’s Office – April 2006 (I was innocent)

First Rollercoaster: Firehawks @ Kings Island

First Seahawks Game: October 4, 2009 (Seattle lost)

First Kiss – February 14, 2010

First Breakup – February 15, 2010 (Probably a coincidence, right?)

First Time Pooping My Pants After The Age of 3 – March 18, 2011

First Time I Wore A Bow Tie – lol I’ll never wear a bow tie

First Time I Had the Urge To Start a Blog – November 30, 2016

First Time I Posted A Blog – December 1, 2016 (Much better following day response than the first kiss…)

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